Subhasish

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ABOUT

I was successfully imported from Odisha and dropped into a hostel in Bangalore. I am officially a second-semester Computer Science student at Global Academy of Technology.


Most of my days are spent trying to survive hostel food.I know significantly more about the local Banglore biriyani spots than I do about my current sem syllabus.My entire Engg degree is currently being sponsered by random Indian YouTubers.

Highly Accurate Skills

AI Engineering

100% Certified Master. Mostly achieved by skipping through 22-hour course videos at 4x speed just to hand the completion certificate to my mam before the deadline.

Elite Web Development

I don't write the CSS myself. I just command the AI to center my boxes, aggressively dodge GoDaddy auto-renew traps, and deploy directly to Vercel.

Financial Destruction

Trying to become the next Warren Buffett with my ETFs and stock holdings but my entire monthly pocket money evaporates into weekend biryanisss . The rest of the tym ,me just staring at red numbers in my protfolio.

PC Performance Testing

Pushing my Lenovo LOQ’s RTX 4050 to its absolute limits. Half the time I'm trying to figure out Unity game development, and the other half I'm just playing games to escape my college syllabus.

MCU Historian

Die-hard Marvel fan. I can confidently say I know significantly more about the Marvel Cinematic Universe timeline than I do about whatever is going to be on my next engineering exam.

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